I am a yard,
from your dictionary
made up of two nervous bodies,
the channel, giggleberries, skin, and foreskin.
I got a very cute scrotum with two little testicles
to protect and store my tiny worms.
My body full of corpus spongiosum
the root of my body
the sacred of the soul.
Baby, don't touch it
it is the power of holy
source of desire.
Opppsss, I am the boss
hiding in the shadow area
shy to meet you
except in the dream of seduction.
Hello, what is your name, Mr. cute?
Oppsss...
excuse me, I thought I am quite famous.
I humble to reply,
My name is Penis.
Do not simply play in the yard.
from your dictionary
made up of two nervous bodies,
the channel, giggleberries, skin, and foreskin.
I got a very cute scrotum with two little testicles
to protect and store my tiny worms.
My body full of corpus spongiosum
the root of my body
the sacred of the soul.
Baby, don't touch it
it is the power of holy
source of desire.
Opppsss, I am the boss
hiding in the shadow area
shy to meet you
except in the dream of seduction.
Hello, what is your name, Mr. cute?
Oppsss...
excuse me, I thought I am quite famous.
I humble to reply,
My name is Penis.
Do not simply play in the yard.
32 comments:
I am still a Bird!!! :P
qizi :
I am curious, why u call yourself bird? what is ur bird species?
hehe haha hahahaa
bird is lansi mah~~~haha
actrually is my old fren called me bird 1....they always cannot understand what i'm doing n what in my mind ler....so mah so like tat loh
but "bird" for me is means as Flying, Freedom, Peace n Love.
qizi:
macam itu ar?
dont simply fly in the yard ar, qizi
hehe...but many BIRDS always fly into my kithen n garden...they come to clear the food after my dogs eaten...
when i sit insite the kitchen, they will come n stand there... not scared at me ler
qizi :
birds never scared u...
dont let your dog see it... keke
haha wois wois...
ofcox when my dogs saw them they will run to chase them...
but also only at beginning niah
now they let the birds free makan makan n cakap cakap there loh
qizi :
the owner of dog is a bird, so the dog has to understand and win it owner's heart... kakaka
dog bird一家亲
"dog bird一家亲"
yayaya hahahaha funny happy good!!!
my big boy Holy now more like to chase all type of bugs n insect
Kekekekeke......
My "bird" for me is also meant as Flying 爽,
Freedom 自由進出,
Peace 和平使者， &
Love 愛（of course!）.
BoyBoy!
別吹啦！
Just nice!
Thanks for blowing,
剛剛好！爽！
Well!
I may go in your backyard now, may I? BoyBoy.
呷呷呷呷呷。。。。。。。
戈哥...
ops...wois is your gang ic ic
wrong yard i'd fly in liao hehe
戈 哥:
你自爽就好，别乱乱拖我下水啊！
你的头还没有干，就用吹风桶把它给蒸干啦！免得惹是生非。
qizi ：
yard,禁地也。
hahahahhahahahahha
what a funny wolrd...hehe
pengsan betul
qizi ：
你笑得很诡异呢！哈
wah wois
你想象力也倒很丰富哦！哈
你看到我得笑脸咩？！？哪里知道诡异呢？
哈哈哈。。其实告诉你，鸟笑起来是“狂笑”滴！！！哈哈真的不是要吓你滴!
qizi ：
不是诡异，就是猖狂。哈！
我可以想象你美丽的脸孔，当你笑的时候的样子。哈
oh! no no no wois...
lu jangan bermimpi ok
hehe... burung ni burung gila-gila betul!!!
ketawa pun macam orang gila sahaja!
qizi :
jika burung ketawa macam orang, wow, burung itu mesti bijak... biasa burung yang bijak, dia mesti cantik...
saya cuma fikir macamana awak ketawa seperti orang gila.... soalan yang sudah tu...
you go n see the twenty bird!!!
how that little bird kacau n how she laugh then u can imagine lah haha :P
qizi ：
twenty laugh so politely....
but it crazy screaming when chased by the cat...kakka
Wois，
您果然是高手，不衹樹上的鳥也會讓您引下來，連藏在窩（net）裏的鳥您也行，都照樣給您誘出來。
Lu betul-betul pandai main burung lah! Burung apapun jadi, semua jatuh dalam tanganmu. Hebat!
Sekalikali coba lu datang merayu burung saya, lihat bisa naik pohon lu tidak?
Baikbaik piara (jaga) burunglu sendiri， supaya tetap dapat naik turun dengan baik.
Qizi,
Lu punya burung lain sama kita punya, biarpun sama sama dapat meludah! Tapi, macammanapun namanya sama bentuknya berbeda!
Karena kita punya tidak bisa ketawa ！
Kekekekekekkkkk.......
戈 哥 :
妖言惑众。。。哈！如果我骗到鸟，我一定把它切了。。。你要不要掩掉啊？
lu cakap tak ketawa, tetapi ayat yang terakhir ketawa macam serigala......... hmmmm!
yup yup... gege ni mengmang SERIGAlA besar!!!
burung gila suka cakap sama wois dan kura-kura dia pun tak siok eh
hahahahhahahaha gegegegegegeggege
burung ni memang tak sama burung awak!!! burung ni burung hantu!!!
qizi :
gege ada burung... burung itu pandai berbunyi. hebatnya..!!! burung serigala... kekekek!!!!
kura-kura tak siok awak cakap dengan saya kah? kekeke....
wois u salah faham ler
gege tak siok!!! gege tak siok kamu berdua cakap sama burung hantu ni!!! hahaha
嬉耍攻！亂來講！
鳥兒說醉話！
我怎會生氣呐？
只是愛拉拉您的美鳥腿，
Pull your leg，
nokoh2 burung hantu lah！
Cakap main2 kan boleh， ya kan？
Gua senang gitu lah。
Heppi heppi loh！
qizi :
gege adalah burung gagak... dia tukar nama kepada gege only mah... kekeke
saya burung siang, u burung hantu, dia burung gagak....
戈 哥:
u sure lah siok everyday....
siok hari ini
siok kelmarin
siok esok
siok sekarang,
siok pagi
siok petang
siok malam...
di blog saya, awak siok sendiri... kekeke
“u sure lah siok everyday....
siok hari ini
siok kelmarin
siok esok
siok sekarang,
siok pagi
siok petang
siok malam...
di blog saya, awak siok sendiri... kekeke ”
這又是啥詩呐？對韻在前頭。
打油詩？放屁詩？
kekekekeke。。。。。。。
Awak Burung Kakak Tua，
Mencong di cendela,
Wois Wois sudah tua,
Giginya tinggal dua.
Recum...Recum...Ulala,
Recum...Recum...Ulala,
Recum...Recum...Ulala,
Burung WoisWois Tua!
哎！這是印尼歌還是馬來歌？
現在我們都在爭吵歌，
您知道嗎？
戈 哥 :
三语出尽？
我也来秀一秀。
Gege burung burng gagak,
tukar nak jadi gege.
tak tau mari mana
sini cakap bahasa rojak.
hmm... now u know i m not bad leh?
want to see u phut arai....
點祗三語，
您連泰語都搬出來啦！
只剩下您的鳥蛋還沒現出來而已！
哈哈哈哈哈。。。。。
您這鳥蛋！
壞蛋！Wois蛋！
HOR， 歪歪！ 坏坏！
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