Thursday, January 17, 2008

Yard

I am a yard,
from your dictionary
made up of two nervous bodies,
the channel, giggleberries, skin, and foreskin.

I got a very cute scrotum with two little testicles
to protect and store my tiny worms.

My body full of corpus spongiosum
the root of my body
the sacred of the soul.
Baby, don't touch it
it is the power of holy
source of desire.

Opppsss, I am the boss
hiding in the shadow area
shy to meet you
except in the dream of seduction.

Hello, what is your name, Mr. cute?
Oppsss...
excuse me, I thought I am quite famous.
I humble to reply,
My name is Penis.

Do not simply play in the yard.

32 comments:

qizi said...

I am still a Bird!!! :P

Wois said...

qizi :
I am curious, why u call yourself bird? what is ur bird species?

qizi said...

hehe haha hahahaa

bird is lansi mah~~~haha

qizi said...

actrually is my old fren called me bird 1....they always cannot understand what i'm doing n what in my mind ler....so mah so like tat loh

but "bird" for me is means as Flying, Freedom, Peace n Love.

Wois said...

qizi:
macam itu ar?
dont simply fly in the yard ar, qizi

qizi said...

hehe...but many BIRDS always fly into my kithen n garden...they come to clear the food after my dogs eaten...

when i sit insite the kitchen, they will come n stand there... not scared at me ler

Wois said...

qizi :

birds never scared u...
dont let your dog see it... keke

qizi said...

haha wois wois...

ofcox when my dogs saw them they will run to chase them...

but also only at beginning niah

now they let the birds free makan makan n cakap cakap there loh

Wois said...

qizi :
the owner of dog is a bird, so the dog has to understand and win it owner's heart... kakaka

dog bird一家亲

qizi said...

"dog bird一家亲"

yayaya hahahaha funny happy good!!!


my big boy Holy now more like to chase all type of bugs n insect

戈 哥 said...

Kekekekeke......
My "bird" for me is also meant as Flying 爽,
Freedom 自由進出,
Peace 和平使者, &
Love 愛(of course!).

BoyBoy!
別吹啦!
Just nice!
Thanks for blowing,
剛剛好!爽!

Well!
I may go in your backyard now, may I? BoyBoy.

呷呷呷呷呷。。。。。。。

qizi said...

戈哥...

ops...wois is your gang ic ic

wrong yard i'd fly in liao hehe

Wois said...

戈 哥:
你自爽就好,别乱乱拖我下水啊!
你的头还没有干,就用吹风桶把它给蒸干啦!免得惹是生非。

qizi :
yard,禁地也。

qizi said...

hahahahhahahahahha

what a funny wolrd...hehe

pengsan betul

Wois said...

qizi :
你笑得很诡异呢!哈

qizi said...

wah wois

你想象力也倒很丰富哦!哈

你看到我得笑脸咩?!?哪里知道诡异呢?

哈哈哈。。其实告诉你,鸟笑起来是“狂笑”滴!!!哈哈真的不是要吓你滴!

Wois said...

qizi :
不是诡异,就是猖狂。哈!

我可以想象你美丽的脸孔,当你笑的时候的样子。哈

qizi said...

oh! no no no wois...

lu jangan bermimpi ok

hehe... burung ni burung gila-gila betul!!!

ketawa pun macam orang gila sahaja!

Wois said...

qizi :
jika burung ketawa macam orang, wow, burung itu mesti bijak... biasa burung yang bijak, dia mesti cantik...

saya cuma fikir macamana awak ketawa seperti orang gila.... soalan yang sudah tu...

qizi said...

you go n see the twenty bird!!!

how that little bird kacau n how she laugh then u can imagine lah haha :P

Wois said...

qizi :
twenty laugh so politely....

but it crazy screaming when chased by the cat...kakka

戈 哥 said...

Wois,
您果然是高手,不衹樹上的鳥也會讓您引下來,連藏在窩(net)裏的鳥您也行,都照樣給您誘出來。

Lu betul-betul pandai main burung lah! Burung apapun jadi, semua jatuh dalam tanganmu. Hebat!

Sekalikali coba lu datang merayu burung saya, lihat bisa naik pohon lu tidak?

Baikbaik piara (jaga) burunglu sendiri, supaya tetap dapat naik turun dengan baik.

Qizi,
Lu punya burung lain sama kita punya, biarpun sama sama dapat meludah! Tapi, macammanapun namanya sama bentuknya berbeda!
Karena kita punya tidak bisa ketawa !

Kekekekekekkkkk.......

Wois said...

戈 哥 :
妖言惑众。。。哈!如果我骗到鸟,我一定把它切了。。。你要不要掩掉啊?

lu cakap tak ketawa, tetapi ayat yang terakhir ketawa macam serigala......... hmmmm!

qizi said...

yup yup... gege ni mengmang SERIGAlA besar!!!

burung gila suka cakap sama wois dan kura-kura dia pun tak siok eh

hahahahhahahaha gegegegegegeggege

burung ni memang tak sama burung awak!!! burung ni burung hantu!!!

Wois said...

qizi :

gege ada burung... burung itu pandai berbunyi. hebatnya..!!! burung serigala... kekekek!!!!

kura-kura tak siok awak cakap dengan saya kah? kekeke....

qizi said...

wois u salah faham ler

gege tak siok!!! gege tak siok kamu berdua cakap sama burung hantu ni!!! hahaha

戈 哥 said...

嬉耍攻!亂來講!
鳥兒說醉話!
我怎會生氣呐?
只是愛拉拉您的美鳥腿,
Pull your leg,
nokoh2 burung hantu lah!
Cakap main2 kan boleh, ya kan?
Gua senang gitu lah。

Heppi heppi loh!

Wois said...

qizi :

gege adalah burung gagak... dia tukar nama kepada gege only mah... kekeke

saya burung siang, u burung hantu, dia burung gagak....


戈 哥:
u sure lah siok everyday....
siok hari ini
siok kelmarin
siok esok
siok sekarang,
siok pagi
siok petang
siok malam...
di blog saya, awak siok sendiri... kekeke

戈 哥 said...

“u sure lah siok everyday....
siok hari ini
siok kelmarin
siok esok
siok sekarang,
siok pagi
siok petang
siok malam...
di blog saya, awak siok sendiri... kekeke ”

這又是啥詩呐?對韻在前頭。
打油詩?放屁詩?
kekekekeke。。。。。。。

Awak Burung Kakak Tua,
Mencong di cendela,
Wois Wois sudah tua,
Giginya tinggal dua.

Recum...Recum...Ulala,
Recum...Recum...Ulala,
Recum...Recum...Ulala,
Burung WoisWois Tua!

哎!這是印尼歌還是馬來歌?
現在我們都在爭吵歌,
您知道嗎?

Wois said...

戈 哥 :
三语出尽?

我也来秀一秀。

Gege burung burng gagak,
tukar nak jadi gege.
tak tau mari mana
sini cakap bahasa rojak.

hmm... now u know i m not bad leh?

want to see u phut arai....

戈 哥 said...
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戈 哥 said...

點祗三語,
您連泰語都搬出來啦!
只剩下您的鳥蛋還沒現出來而已!

哈哈哈哈哈。。。。。
您這鳥蛋!
壞蛋!Wois蛋!
HOR, 歪歪! 坏坏!